“Brought tears to my eyes!” ~ Tracy C. Sutton

She’s the beauty… who is the beast?

After the cruel hand of life snatches away the most important thing in my world, I don’t give a rip about anything or anyone. I hole up in my home office and work myself to exhaustion. Too bad I need human help to subdue the wild pack of crazy chihuahuas I inherited.

They bark until my ears hurt, rummage through my neighbor’s garbage and try to climb me like a tree. One night, as I’m about to throw up my hands in surrender, I see her.

An angel sent from heaven just to tame the heathen canines. That one fateful meeting with Brooke changes everything.

I struggle to resist her killer curves. I try. I fail. It’s only supposed to be one time with no strings attached. A passionate night based on addictive chemistry crackling between two consenting adults.

But after one taste, I can’t sweep her perfect image out of my dirty mind. The movie reel inside my head replays the touch of her silky skin and the feel of her soft curves pressed against my body on an endless loop.

Now a vicious bastard has stolen my dogs, and he’s trying to steal her too. But he won’t win. I’ve claimed Brooke for my own. They all belong to me.

If he comes after either one of us, he’ll lose.


CRABBYPANTS is a full-length steamy romantic comedy from USA Today Bestselling Author, Colleen Charles, inspired by Beauty& The Beast and featuring Colleen’s real-life hometown, Prior Lake MN. The supporting scenery and characters featured in the book are REAL people! It’s the first book in the Twisted Tales series.

“Landon, you don’t speak ‘DOG’, do you?”~ Jeannie Sorretto

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